Archive for July, 2009

The Utah Jazz Know What They’re Doing

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Several reports surfaced on Sunday that the Utah Jazz are desperate to trade Carlos Boozer so they will have the salary room to re-sign restricted free agent Paul Millsap. Millsap recently signed a four-year, $32 million offer sheet from the Portland Trailblazers, and the Jazz have less than a week ...

Jonathan Sanchez Makes Me Hate Baseball Even More

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

It's well documented that I hate baseball. That's mainly because my boyhood favorite team - the San Diego Padres - are freaking awful. And they have been for the better part of 40 years. Last night they did something that made me realize that, yes, I am completely justified in ...

Today Sucks

Friday, July 10th, 2009

We have some lovely loyal readers and I love any opportunity to churn out content to keep them entertained. So as I sat down to do that this morning I scoured the internets for something, anything of merit to write about. Here's the only things I came up with: The ...

FIFA, We Have A Problem

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Anyone remember during the 2006 World Cup in Germany how there were whispers that South Africa might not be ready to host its own World Cup by 2010? Concerns about construction delays, the political mess the country is in and an overall lack of security had most of the soccer ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Jack Bauer

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Where are the links? WHERE ARE THEY? Oh those wacky minor league baseball giveaways - Thunder Treats Roy Halladay = trade bait - Outside the Boxscore Would you trust The Bron? - That NBA Lottery Pick Thomas Jones and his amazing technicolor dream cars - The Legend of Cecilio Guante Heh heh heh heh heh ...

It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White (Unless You’re Larry Bird)

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I'm sure with Michael Jackson's recent passing you've probably heard on average four MJ songs an hour. So I'm sure you've heard the 1991 hit "Black or White." In it, a chromatically confused Jackson belts, “It don’t matter if you’re black or white.” Paging Larry Bird. In last month’s NBA Draft, the ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Jamie Lynn Sigler

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

I've been watching Season 3 of The Sopranos on On Demand, and I've been inspired. Meadow Soprano/Jamie Lynn Sigler is still very hot not-so-forbidden fruit (despite the Turtle fiasco) even years after the show is over. And by the way, season three of The Sopranos is by far the best ...

Guess Who’s Coming To Serie A…

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

US defender Oguchi Onyewu has been signed by AC Milan. I had to read that sentence a few times even after I typed it. Huh, guess that really did happen. He'll be only the second American to ever play in Serie A (the other was Alexi Lalas, also a defender). You ...

The Best Day In The History Of Shaving

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Has there ever been a more ludicrous idea foisted upon popular culture than the razor commercial? You know the type. They're all the same. Dude shaves with an increasing number of blades each year, then has his face caressed by some hot chick who pops out of nowhere when he's done. As ...

The 10 Worst All-Stars Since The First Clinton Administration

Monday, July 6th, 2009

The American and National League 2009 All-Stars were announced this weekend. And among the 66 (yup, they upped the rosters to 33 apiece), a third of the players are first-time All-Stars. Now just because you've made the All-Star team doesn't mean you've made it. And it definitely doesn't mean you've earned ...