Archive for June, 2009

Eat It, Assholeface

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Gonna keep this one short and sweet because I'm doing a celebratory dance as I type this. Kelvin Sampson's appeal of the NCAA's restrictions on him has been denied. DENIED, I tell you. You suck, assholeface. Go fuck yourself for screwing IU's basketball program up, for making the fans believe for ...

Anna Kournikova Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

That's right, Anna Kournikova. I have no idea why, but I went old school with it today, and I'd just like to say I'm pretty happy with the results. Enjoy the links for Tuesday. Oh right, it's because she got into a barfight the other night - Deadspin I love the triple ...

Cubs Fans Are Stupid (Like A Fox)

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Ozzie Gullen is the greatest. If his gig in Chicago doesn't work out, no offense to Bud Black, but I hope the Padres hire him. When his team is good, he's their fiery leader and protector of his players. When his team sucks, he's taking blame but also throwing people ...

Did They Play On A Little League Field?

Monday, June 29th, 2009

In the High Class-A California League they play a version of what the rest of us call "baseball"  but apparently they do things a bit differently. They have to, right? That could be the only explanation for why the Lake Elsinore Storm beat the High Desert Mavericks 33-18 yesterday. In ...

Official Heath Bell Should Be An All-Star Post

Monday, June 29th, 2009

The San Diego Padres suck. We all know this. Following a 2-0 win over the Texas Rangers Sunday night, the Friars are currently 33-41 and 14 games behind the Los Angeles Dodgers in the National League West race. Why do I bring this up? Because despite the level of ineptitude ...