Archive for June, 2009

Eat It, Assholeface

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Gonna keep this one short and sweet because I'm doing a celebratory dance as I type this. Kelvin Sampson's appeal of the NCAA's restrictions on him has been denied. DENIED, I tell you. You suck, assholeface. Go fuck yourself for screwing IU's basketball program up, for making the fans believe for ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Anna Kournikova

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

That's right, Anna Kournikova. I have no idea why, but I went old school with it today, and I'd just like to say I'm pretty happy with the results. Enjoy the links for Tuesday. Oh right, it's because she got into a barfight the other night - Deadspin I love the triple ...

Cubs Fans Are Stupid (Like A Fox)

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Ozzie Gullen is the greatest. If his gig in Chicago doesn't work out, no offense to Bud Black, but I hope the Padres hire him. When his team is good, he's their fiery leader and protector of his players. When his team sucks, he's taking blame but also throwing people ...

Did They Play On A Little League Field?

Monday, June 29th, 2009

In the High Class-A California League they play a version of what the rest of us call "baseball"  but apparently they do things a bit differently. They have to, right? That could be the only explanation for why the Lake Elsinore Storm beat the High Desert Mavericks 33-18 yesterday. In ...

Official Heath Bell Should Be An All-Star Post

Monday, June 29th, 2009

The San Diego Padres suck. We all know this. Following a 2-0 win over the Texas Rangers Sunday night, the Friars are currently 33-41 and 14 games behind the Los Angeles Dodgers in the National League West race. Why do I bring this up? Because despite the level of ineptitude ...

Knicks Trying To Land Rubio In Post-Draft Deal?

Friday, June 26th, 2009

After making two moves on draft night the New York Knicks may not be done maneuvering. The Knicks grabbed the international sensation that is Darko Milicic in a trade with the Memphis Grizzlies for Quentin Richardson then added the No. 29 pick in the Draft from the Los Angeles Lakers ...

McD’s I Have Nothing Better To Do Tonight NBA Draft Live Blogapalooza

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

6:50 - Evening. This is around the 5,000th live blog of the NBA Draft going on tonight, and at least 1,000 of those are more qualified to dissect tonight's picks than I am. But hey, screw it, I need something to do tonight. I'll be live-blogging with a heavy heart ...

Rockets Looking To Shake Things Up

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

On the heels of an impressive playoff run that ended when they fell to the eventual champions in seven games, the Houston Rockets are looking to shake up their roster. Despite taking the Los Angeles Lakers to the brink of elimination due to determination, grit and solid defense, Houston's brass ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Katrina Bowden

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

It's the very last Katrina Bowden Thursday for a while because, well, we've run out of new pictures of her. So come on, pervy men's magazines that are actually run by gay men, take more racy pictures! Apparently there's a movie about LeBron  growing up that's coming out soon and it ...

You Are Correct, Sir: Sports’ All-Time Great Sidekicks

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

On Tuesday, the world lost one of the most iconic sidekicks of all-time, Ed McMahon. Before he was peddling gold in Super Bowl ads, McMahon made his fame by sitting in the No. 2-guy chair next to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show (and decades later in a bizarre talk ...