Archive for May, 2009

A “What If?” From A Chicago Cubs Fan

Monday, May 11th, 2009

It just might be the most famous foul ball of all-time. On Oct. 14, 2003, the Chicago Cubs were five outs away from the World Series. Florida’s Luis Castillo hit a fly ball toward left field. Moises Alou raced toward the foul line, got to the wall, reached up and...oops. A 26-year ...

Biggest Game Ever

Monday, May 11th, 2009

  At 3pm ET, Newcastle United is taking on Middlesborough in a game that could all but seal the Mags' relegation to the Championship or nearly save them from it all the while making Hull fans very, very nervous. Even though the teams suck, you're in for some very entertaining soccer. I'm ...

Darrius Heyward-Bey Is Doing Just Great

Monday, May 11th, 2009

When the Oakland Raiders selected wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the NFL Draft, pretty much everybody on the planet's reaction was: What the f*ck? Heyward-Bey was listed as a late first round pick by virutally everyone, and with Michael Crabtree still on the board, no ...

Kellen Clemens Is Delusional

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Less than a month after the New York Jets traded up to select Mark Sanchez with the No. 5 pick in the NFL Draft, it's safe to say Kellen Clemens is in denial. Clemens, a fourth-year player, claims he still expects to be the Jets' starter during the team's Week ...

Shut Up, Numpties

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Okay, maybe not everyone, but the title is still apropos (of doors) given the Blues' reaction to losing to Barcelona on a 93rd minute away goal. It's been two days since the match and Chelsea's players are still all in the press talking about how the official didn't give them enough decisions ...

There Is Nothing Not Funny About This Story

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Note from the writer: I'm going to trying and type out this post between wheezes of laughter. So let me get this straight: Manny Ramirez - who ESPN basically dubbed the greatest hitter ever, ever, in its preseason coverage - has been suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball after testing ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Manny Ramirez now has a ton of time on his hands to read the links (and he's excited about it!). Maybe you should too. And no, this is not the end of Katrina Bowden Thursdays, but any time one of the Dodgers screws up, it supersedes everything else. "Andres Iniesta is ...

Please Explain Something To Me…

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Since when did it become impossible to guard Rajon Rondo? I've watched the kid play a lot over the past two seasons, he's not the second coming of Jason Kidd, but for some reason he's looked like it this postseason. Last night Rondo went off for 15 points, 11 rebounds and ...

Link Dump!

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Minka Kelly's boobs are jumping for joy at today's links. Maybe you will too. You said it, Pat Forde. And I don't say that often. And, not to toot my own horn, but read this too - ESPN I think I speak for many when I say, "blow it out your ass, ...

What Pacquiao’s Knockout Win Means

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Manny Pacquiao's two-round destruction of Ricky Hatton this past Saturday night changed a lot of things in boxing in a very short time. In just 5 minutes and 59 seconds Pacquiao finally proved himself to his remaining doubters by flooring one of boxing's most beloved fighters and a guy (it ...