Archive for May, 2009

Kwame Brown Is What Now?

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Kwame Brown's agent, Mark Bartelstein, has said Brown will take his time deciding whether or not to exercise a $4.1 million player option and return to the Detroit Pistons next season. Brown, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2001 NBA Draft and one of the biggest busts in history, ...

Descent Into The Basketball Netherworld

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Phillips and I spent Sunday morning watching high school basketball. Of course, calling it "basketball" is probably a stretch since we were at an AAU tournament, but there were two hoops and an orange ball, so at least it was a basketball-like substance. I recently shared my feelings on AAU ...

Link Dump!

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Wanna know what that stuff in her hair is? It's the triumphant return of Katrina Bowden Thursdays! For those who don't know, Katrina plays Cerie Xerox on NBC's "30 Rock", which none of us actually watch. Coupla wise guys, eh? - Hugging Harold Reynolds Your Cavs playoff roundup - Cleveland Frowns Golf announcers ...

Gregg Doyel Is Bad At Journalism

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Gregg Doyel writes for CBSSports.com and his columns are - to say the least - usually over-the-top, lack proper insight and, frankly, suck. He's the guy who said that College Basketball as we know it is now over because John Calipari is at Kentucky. Yep, completely over. Teams like North ...

Link Dump!

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Keith Olbermann's girlfriend, Katy Tur, is a fan of the links. You know because they're awesome. Tom Krasovic is out at the San Diego Union-Tribune. I hate the fucking newspaper business - Dayton Daily News The top 50 Newcastle United players. Who're you calling a homer? - Times Online Be careful, Shane Matthews. ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

A Rumors and Rants History Lesson: Benny DiStefano

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

So far, we’ve taught you about the inspiration for Roy Hobbs and a gift-giving and gift-taking last of his kind. If you noticed, we’re going for obscure here. We want you to learn something. So onto today’s lesson. There was nothing spectacular about Benny DiStefano’s career. Mostly a career minor leaguer, ...

Here Are the Hawks

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

This fall, a guy from Chicago sold us on hope and change we could believe in -- and he's delivered in spades. The man I'm referring to is of course none other than Blackhawks chairman Rocky Wirtz, who has overseen the Hawks' transformation from the most moribund franchise in all of ...

E Tu Papi?

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

It's been less than a week since Major League Baseball suspended Manny Ramirez 50 games for violating its ban on performance-enhancing drugs. In that time we've heard nearly everyone's opinion on the subject. One person we hadn't heard from was Manny's old buddy, David Ortiz. Well, now we have. Ortiz said ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

The Hoff reads the links. You should too. The awesome-est part? We already had a "David Hasselhoff" tag. Who was worse: the Cincinnati mayor or Gary from the Howard Stern Show? - Busted Coverage Your Padres/Cubs series preview - Strait Pinkie Tony Romo failed to qualify for the US Open again. Thank God ...