The Hoff reads the links. You should too. The awesome-est part? We already had a “David Hasselhoff” tag.
Who was worse: the Cincinnati mayor or Gary from the Howard Stern Show? – Busted Coverage
Your Padres/Cubs series preview – Strait Pinkie
Tony Romo failed to qualify for the US Open again. Thank God – Shutdown Corner
Jesse Ventura’s mullett is awesome – Hugging Harold Reynolds
Damn, I hate Roger Clemens – Sharapova’s Thigh
Looks like Regis is gonna owe John Saunders some money – Awful Announcing
Listening to Devin Hester talk is fun – Epic Carnival
The Molina brothers. Maybe we are carrying three catchers after all – More Hardball
Nice throwing, Carolla – Outside the Boxscore
Nice “teamwork” here – Sports Rubbish
Oscar de la Hoya is at it again – No Guts, No Glory
NFL to Europe twice? I fucking hope not – Bootlegger Sports
The hell happened there? – With Leather
After the jump, “Manny Being Manny” by Gory Bateson.