Archive for April, 2009

Heath Bell Does Not Care For Your Coverage, ESPN

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

While you might think I'd use this space to inform you that Jody Gerut's leadoff homerun at Citi Field last night was the first time a ballpark has been greeted with a homerun in the opening at bat, or to blab along about the San Diego Padres being 6-2 right ...

Link Dump!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

It's almost May sweeps on television, so that means we're hearing all about shows that might get the axe after this season. In our three link dumps this week, we're gonna highlight three shows that deserve another season because they're way, way better than their ratings. America, get your shit ...

Adjust Your Bets: Derby Favorite Suffers Fractured Knee

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Have you noticed lately that Kentucky Derby-related news has been cropping up? OK, probably not. But here's the first big one. A horse by the name of Old Fashioned (which is also a bourbon-based cocktail for those wanting to know), which had been tabbed as one of the favorites at this year's ...

Goodbye College Hockey Season, It’s Been a Good Run

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

By this time the NCAA hockey tournament championship is old news, having happened on Saturday and all. But we can't move on without putting the college hockey season to rest. Aside from being one of the more compelling championship games I've ever watched (and it was pretty much everything the basketball game ...

The Balls On These Guys

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Several times over the past few months I've opined about the San Diego Padres and how they've basically given their fans a huge shit sandwich over the past two years. And after all that, after doing everything they could to alienate the fanbase, kill local support and piss me off ...

Angel Cabrera Is Your Master

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Kenny Perry! Had he won the Masters, Booter demanded that I apologize for this post, in which I say Perry should have been excluded from the 2008 Ryder Cup team because he'd been skipping the PGA's major tournaments in order to rack up points and make the Ryder Cup team. Seems like ...

Link Dump!

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Diora Baird watched the Masters. Did you? One of the greatest championship wins ever? - Puck Daddy Nick Diaz dominated Frank Shamrock - FanIQ Blog Matt Lawton and the hotel aliases of other MLB players - Outside the Boxscore Charlie Villanueva throws a beating - Josh Q. Public ESPN: showing its usual good taste in ...

Death and Baseball

Friday, April 10th, 2009

On Thursday, we learned of the definitive feel-bad story of the sports year with the death of 22-year-old Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart and two friends in a car crash caused by some drunk asshole who ran a red light and then tried to flee the scene rather than attempting to ...

So Long Beavers, Hello BU-Miami Frozen Four Final

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Editor's Note: This post originally got published with a working headline when Vermont was ahead. This proves we are indeed human at Rumors and Rants. It's since been changed. Our sincerest apologies for the screw up. Didn't get a chance to watch the NCAA hockey tournament semifinals last night? Didn't want ...

Stewart Cink and Charlie Weis Are Tweeting Away

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Quick, tell me what you know about Stewart Cink. What ya got? Anything? Well, Mr. Cink is really one of the best golfers in the world. He has 12 professional wins, five on the PGA Tour. During his career he has top 10s in every major championship, including a T3 in last ...