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	<title>Comments on: Heath Bell Makes Debut As Closer</title>
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	<description>Goes Down Easy With Little Or No Aftertaste</description>
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		<title>By: Thursday Morning Time Wasters: Adrian Peterson Can&#8217;t Get Three Words Right &#124; Quite to the Contrary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thursday Morning Time Wasters: Adrian Peterson Can&#8217;t Get Three Words Right &#124; Quite to the Contrary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Bell has some big shoes to fill. (Rumors &amp; [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Red</title>
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		<dc:creator>Red</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I adore Heath Bell. We would have been the Rockies in 2007 if he&#039;d stayed in that tie breaker game. 

There was a rumor his closer song was gonna be the Saved by the Bell theme song, but it is some Metallica song instead. They are still showing his 300 mash-up, though, which is close to the greatest thing ever. I feel you need to know these things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I adore Heath Bell. We would have been the Rockies in 2007 if he&#8217;d stayed in that tie breaker game. </p>
<p>There was a rumor his closer song was gonna be the Saved by the Bell theme song, but it is some Metallica song instead. They are still showing his 300 mash-up, though, which is close to the greatest thing ever. I feel you need to know these things.</p>
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		<title>By: McD</title>
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		<dc:creator>McD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He doesn&#039;t know how to put the fork down, and apparently doesn&#039;t know how to bend the brim of his hat either.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He doesn&#8217;t know how to put the fork down, and apparently doesn&#8217;t know how to bend the brim of his hat either.</p>
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