Archive for April, 2009

Link Dump!

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

It's Katrina Bowden Thursday! Read the links before she gets a neck cramp. Matty V is sorry, world. Okay? HE'S SORRY! - NESW Sports Shearer is demanding an all-out performance against Liverpool on Sunday. He's still the only player worth a damn on that roster, and he's the fucking manager. Oh well, ...

Receiver Wants His Hands On More Than Manning’s Bag

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

So when the No. 2 all-time pass catcher in NFL history (Marvin Harrison) exits stage left, you know there's going to be a glaring hole that needs plugging. And Indianapolis Colts receiver Anthony Gonzalez wants to do just that, and he's willing to do anything - well almost anything - to ...

Link Dump!

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

I don't know who Emily Kuchar is, but she's definitely enjoying the links. And Zack Greinke. Greinke and Kuchar - a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and 2008 Miss Daytona Beach - are getting married. The RCS draft report cards - Real Clear Sports The top ten 2009 NFL Draft bust candidates - ...

The Yankees Don’t Get It (Surprise, Surprise)

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Holy sweet baby Jesus do the Yankees suck at life. The spend a bazillion dollars but never pause to think about how to properly construct a baseball team when they could have easily used their own late 90's example. They replace Yankee Stadium with a new Yankee Stadium that is a ...

Twitter May Yet Cure Barry Zito

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Barry Zito sucks. There, I said it (again). Since signing a seven-year, $126 million contract with the San Francisco Giants, he's put up some gaudy numbers. And not in the good way. In 2007, Zito finished 11-13 with a 4.53 ERA, before going 10-17 in 2008 with a 5.15 ERA. So ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Diora Baird is looking at you, wondering why you still have your pants on aren't reading the links instead of staring at The Official Poon of Rumors and Rants. The greatest single-season sluggers...Holy Shit, it's Phil Plantier! - More Hardball A history and analysis of The Panenka. Don't know what I'm talking ...

Move Over Bill Buckner, Pathetic Has A New Face

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I’ve had some pathetic moments in my 9,672 days of existence. There was the time I awkwardly thought an Erin Andrews greeting was intended for me instead of Steve Alford’s dad, who was standing directly behind me. There was the time I shit my pants on a bike ride in the ...

Ass Media

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Some of you may be reading this post because you are optimistic that it will have something to do with delicious heinie. Sorry to let you down, but we have other places on this site for you to find such material. No, my friends, this is merely a play on the ...

Friday Night Lights’ Best May Not Be Back

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I just finished watching the end of season three of "Friday Night Lights" and I have to say, it was easily the best season yet. I won't give anything away - for those of you who haven't finished up yet, go here and watch - but from reading up on the ...

That’s An Interesting Pick, Eh?

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Among the many strange happenings that occurred this weekend during the 2009 NFL Draft, was a curious selection by the San Diego Chargers. With the 13th pick in the fourth round the Bolts picked defensive tackle Vaughn Martin out of the University of Western Ontario, Canada. Yes, Canada. While at UWO, ...