In case you haven’t heard yet, the fella who does the ShamWow and Slap Chop commercials was arrested recently after he beat up a prostitute.
“Hi, it’s Vince with Slap Chop. You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your problems away with the Slap Chop.”
Vince Shlomi got pinched in Miami after he took a few swings at Sasha Harris, a 26-year old hooker. According to The Smoking Gun, who attained the arrest affidavit, Shlomi paid $1,000 for “straight sex.” Kind of surprising seeing as Shlomi seems anything but straight in the incessant ESPN infomercials that pop up more frequently than Samuel L. Jackson.
“Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.”
Apparently, the hooker bit Shlomi’s tongue and wouldn’t let go. Shlomi then punched the hooker until she let go of his tongue. According to the affidavit, the prostitute sustained facial fractures and lacerations. But if you ask me, the photo (below) says Shlomi got his ass kicked.
Maybe now we won’t get 97 ShamWow and 123 Slap Chop ads a day on the ESPN family of networks. One can dream.
The amazing mugshot is after the jump.