Pringle explodes on Hoosiers

March 13, 2009 – 1:35 am by Hickey

Indiana’s embarrassing season came to its embarrassing end on Thursday evening, and perhaps it is fitting that one of the primary culprits in IU’s demise was none other than Stanley Pringle.

Pringle was Penn State’s second-leading scorer in its 66-51 win over the Hoosiers, exploding for 16 points. If you’re thinking the name Stanley Pringle rings a bell, but you’re having a hard time placing it, let us help you.

Pringle, as you may recall, was the fellow who was caught up in the biggest library masturbation scandal of 2008. However, since he has been playing all season, it would appear that he got off. From the charges.

Of course, it has been a very long and hard season for Pringle. As one could expect from college students, taunts have been frequent at every opposing arena he’s been to this year. But be warned, enemy fans — the taunts only make Pringle stronger. And he likes nothing better than to rub it in your faces.

With Stephen Curry likely missing this year’s tournament, we can only hope that Pringle and the Nittany Lions can make it to the Dance for the oh it feels so good story that we love to see in March. Call it Masturbator: Salvation.

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  1. 3 Responses to “Pringle explodes on Hoosiers”

  2. This is perhaps the greatest blog post in the long and illustrious history of blogging.

    By Thporth on Mar 13, 2009

  3. Get the tank!

    By McD on Mar 13, 2009

  4. Pringle was rubbing off screens all day. Really penetrated the IU defense before jacking shots from all angles. The guy was stroking it from the outside. Mastur-ful performance.

    OK, I’ll stop now.

    By Phillips on Mar 13, 2009

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