Archive for March, 2009

Now Marlins Fans Have A New Stadium Not To Go To

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Are you kidding me Florida Marlins? Seriously? You’re asking for a new 37,000-seat retractable-roof stadium that will cost $634 million? In a depression? Not a recession - a depression. Pretty ballsy for a franchise that ranked last in attendance each of the last three years. Last season, Florida averaged 16,688 fans a game. ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Free Jozy Altidore! - Soccer by Ives Coach K says "eat it, Mr. President" - FanIQ Blog You suck, lady - Deadspin This is just bullfighting, but I wonder if others should have done this when Steve Nash won his MVP's - Hugging Harold Reynolds Thales Leites cannot beat Anderson Silva - Josh Q. ...

NCAA Tournament Thoughts: Day One, Early Session

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

I guess you could call this a running diary, but it's really more just my thoughts as the games progress. There will be very little rhyme or reason to the updates, they'll just arrive as things come into the cosmic skull jelly that rests between my ears. Enjoy. Games on right ...

Motivated Seller Looking For Saps With Extra Cash

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Sure, most kids grow up yearning to be professional athletes. Little League and Pop Warner stumbles and physical limitations (you know, like being 5-foot-5 and 130 lbs.) quickly dampen any dreams of athletic glory. But hey, so what if I can't be a professional athlete. At least I can own ...

Worldwide Leader in D’oh!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

As Jay Leno points out to us every week, writing headlines ain't easy. In fact, bad headlines are the only thing that make Jay funny. But with some headlines, the reaction is a painful grimace rather than laughter. Consider the following gem that was on ESPN's website following Virginia Tech's double-overtime ...

Andruw Jones Is Doing Just Great

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

The Texas Rangers went 79-83 last year. Andruw Jones batted .158 with 3 home runs and 14 RBI in 75 games with the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Rangers seemed like a perfect place for him to resurrect his career, right? Well, it looks like Jones - who signed a $500,000 ...

How To Make Money Watching Sports

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Ah, it's time for the NCAA Tournament to tip-off, otherwise known as Christmas to sports gamblers. Here at Rumors and Rants, we love to gamble. We usually just don't have any money to do so. And that's not always a bad thing. The last successful bet yours truly placed was ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

Puerto Rico Loses To United States, Will Never Become A State

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Sure, baseball doesn't have anything to do with statehood, but if Puerto Rico's 6-5 loss to the United States last night proved anything, it's that they'll blow games in the clutch. And right now, we can't afford to have more losers in this country. For now they'll have to just ...

Link Dump

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

In defense of whiskey tango Eric Devendorf. Please keep calling him "Devo" (When a groupie's out of hand, you must whip it!) - Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day! - Josh Q. ...