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The Seattle Sounders seem to be doing okay one or two games into the season – Soccer by Ives

Once again, soccer brings us inappropriate goal celebrations – Sports Rubbish

Jessica Simpson is back? – Busted Coverage

Your weekly Peter King break down – Kissing Suzy Kolber

Blogger panels and guest speakers! Do these guys know how to party or what? – Hugging Harold Reynolds

No John 3:16 sign for you – NESW Sports

Hey, it’s Ryan Leaf! Fuck that guy – Deadspin

I’m less worried about TO’s potential DUI, and more about whatever the hell it is he’s driving – F Juice

I mean, who doesn’t “like” whores? It’s just way easier to afford them when you’re A-Rod – With Leather

Roy Jones Jr. won some random belt on Saturday – No Guts, No Glory

Haha - Josh Q. Public

Remember that Nats writer who made an ass out of himself? Well now he’s sorry – Washington Post

This could save the NBA – Dimemag

Mike Piazza and steroids again – Herald de Paris

The best pro prospects in college basketball at the moment – Los Angeles Times

Sanchez is coming! Sanchez is coming! – Redskins Hog Heaven

Donn Nelson hates him some Jamal Crawford – Hooped Up

Finally, after the jump, a speech that’s freakishly applicable to our current times.