Link Dump

In defense of whiskey tango Eric Devendorf. Please keep calling him “Devo” (When a groupie’s out of hand, you must whip it!) – Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day! – Josh Q. Public

If Drew Carey gets to own a GD soccer team, we need to buy one – Soccer by Ives

I want to generate a little interest in MLS around here, but then they go and do this shit – Deadspin

I didn’t do it. No seriously, Carl Landry doesn’t go to Purdue anymore, and I only threaten violence toward current students – Houston Chronicle

I love it when they use headlines from the 1930′s for today’s stories – Reuters

Hah! – Global Sports Fraternity

Peyton Manning: country quarterback on spring break in Florida – F Juice

Can’t believe they announced this on St. Patrick’s day – One for the Other Thumb

Go vote in The Big Lead’s 2009 Culture Tournament – The Big Lead

It’s all Kobe’s fault Smush Parker sucks, not Parker’s overall lack of talent – Quite to the Contrary

Phil’s caddy is too nice. Steve Williams would have dragged that “get in the water” guy out of the crowd and skull fucked him while Jim Nantz narrated – With Leather

If it’s Razor Ramon, you bet your ass I’m linking – Hugging Harold Reynolds

Hi-yo! – Busted Coverage

Damn that’s a good find – I Dislike Your Favorite Team

Nice work, ESPN – Sports Rubbish

William Gallas has a nice whip, er, car – FanIQ Blog

Screw the Yankees and their immaculate baseball park – Sports Crackle Pop

Hi-yo! Pt. 2 – Sports by Brooks

Mike Tyson. Need I say more? – No Guts, No Glory

Nice way to do the picks – Strait Pinkie

Andy Katz kicked a little ass the other day – Awful Announcing

And finally, after the jump a link to one of the top five greatest episodes of South Park ever: The Ring. Watch. Learn. Enjoy.

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