Katrina Bowden Clears Our Palate

March 26, 2009 – 3:33 am by Ryan Phillips

So yesterday I had a bit of a rant about how it was a little creepy that a 17-year old girl was wearing next to nothing and getting down with a 22-year old guy on national television. It was, quite possibly, the gayest post in the history of the site…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Just to get that taste out of everyone’s collective mouth (please, just look past the obvious jokes here) I thought I’d bring our loyal readers some decidedly non-homosexual content.

I don’t watch 30 Rock, and there are a few good reasons. First, I don’t find Tina Fey particularly funny, she’s alright but doesn’t really do it for me. And while Tracey Morgan and Alec Baldwin are great, there’s just something about the show that irks me. For my feelings on it I need to borrow a quote from Peter Griffin when referring to The Godfather – “It insists upon itself.”

While I may not be a fan of the show, I’m certainly a fan of one of the cast members, Katrina Bowden. Katrina is one of the hottest chicks on the planet. The 20-year old actress looks like a sexier version of Marcia Brady.

Enjoy the pictures after the jump.

So what does Katrina Bowden have to do with sports and why is she on a sports blog? The answer is very simple and I’ll tell you rig—Oh, look, an eagle!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

  1. 17 Responses to “Katrina Bowden Clears Our Palate”

  2. that’s a lot of umm, research you did there.

    As for 30 Rock, I really don’t have any problems with it but also don’t ever watch it. I think that quote is exactly on point. It most definitely insists upon itself. I gotta remember that line for future reference

    By Pablo on Mar 26, 2009

  3. Wow, I thought I was the only person in the world who doesn’t think Tina Fey is all that funny. Cute, yeah, but funny? Eh….

    And you’re dead on with the Peter Griffin quotation. Well done, well done. And, fuck that eagle, I got Katrina Bowden pictures to stare at.

    By MJenks on Mar 26, 2009

  4. Using a Family Guy quote to diss 30 Rock is hilariously absurd.

    By Red on Mar 26, 2009

  5. I’m not promoting Family Guy over 30 Rock, just an appropriate quote for the situation.

    By Phillips on Mar 26, 2009

  6. The Money Pit. That is my answer to that question.

    By McD on Mar 26, 2009

  7. There could be a sports tie-in here. Is she the Great-Great-Great Granddaughter of Bobby Bowden?

    By Cousin Charlie on Mar 26, 2009

  8. clear palate: eating something tasteless (like a cracker)to better experience a new taste.

    By roundthewaygirl on Mar 27, 2009

  9. I would like to plow her…

    By McQ on Apr 3, 2011

  10. Sexy? As if. Skinny ass skank more like it. Yeah i’d do her, but anyone would. Sexiest woman alive? Nah, there’s better out there. She is nothing special.

    By Dallas on Apr 7, 2011

  11. Send her over to my place. I’ll give you my decision on the “sexiest woman alive” thing in 30 or 60 days or so.

    By Sean on Apr 9, 2011

  12. I find her rather teenage looking & boring…gimme Victoria Secret’s model Candice Swanepoel..now THAT’S a hottie!

    By bka5280 on Apr 9, 2011

  13. please let me know who the F@Gs that voted her sexy woman alive .. Dallas I agree with you better out there .. why is she even considered .. OMG who are these ppl voting .. SKINNY NO BODY NO CURVES .. just a face .. PLEASE .. LETS DO BETTER GUYS

    By dalegray on Apr 13, 2011

  14. SEXY??? She needs a couple of cheeseburgers.

    Ugh, why is it that once you’re blonde that automatically makes you sexy?

    She looks like an upside down mopstick

    By Wade on May 3, 2011

  15. I will not start watching 30-Rock

    Thanks!

    By Paul on Jul 15, 2011

  16. Any guy that uses the word “hottie” is gay.

    By Dr. Sidaredes on Sep 14, 2011

  17. she a beautiful lady

    By Anonymous on Sep 30, 2011

  18. Dallas, I agree with you on this. Skinny little girl with no curves. Hell, I never even heard of her til I got a flixter promo on the movie “Joing Tucker and Dale Vs Evil” where’s the appeal?

    By Parish on Nov 10, 2011

Post a Comment