Archive for March, 2009

Gary Matthews Jr. Is Doing Just Great

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

On the heels of our Andruw Jones update, we give you the sad tale of Gary Matthews Jr. Gary Matthews Jr. is in the third year of a five year, $50 million contract with the Angels. That dollar amount sounds as crazy now as it did then. Fifty mil for a ...

Link Dump!

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Calipari is going to Kentucky - ESPN Calipari isn't going anywhere - Moon Dog Sports The Rape and Pillage of Memphis Basketball - Tomb of Doom Jay Cutler has left Tennessee for ... - F Juice Announcers assume game is cancelled, leave early - Awful Announcing Jeff George still wants into the NFL - No ...

Slap Your Problems Away

Monday, March 30th, 2009

In case you haven't heard yet, the fella who does the ShamWow and Slap Chop commercials was arrested recently after he beat up a prostitute. "Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop. You're going to be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your problems away with ...

Tiger Won. Again.

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Anyone remember this? That was at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in 2008. Tiger nailed a long putt on the 18th hole to win the tournament by one stroke. At the time, it was just evidence of Tiger's incredible greatness and seeming invincibility. A US Open win, a bum wheel, and a few ...

Put Some Pants On, Pops

Monday, March 30th, 2009

So this commercial for Guitar Hero: Metallica (a game you can bet your ass I will be buying) debuted last night. I, for one, thought things were going horribly, horribly wrong at the beginning. That's basically the stock reaction most sports fans should have when Coach K comes sliding into ...