Archive for February, 2009

The Hoosiers Might Go Down, But They Will Do So Swinging

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

We missed this Sunday night and into Monday, but Indiana basketball coach Tom Crean suspended his top scorer, Devan Dumes, on Sunday after the flurry of elbows Dumes threw in Saturday's game at Michigan State. The suspension is for an indefinite number of games. For the record, Dumes has since apologized ...

Calling Lou Dobbs and Zachary Taylor

Monday, February 9th, 2009

It’s the best rivalry in all the world. Better than that highly pubbed UNC-Duke battle on Wednesday or the Red Sox-Yankees, Lakers-Celtics, Ohio State-Michigan, Jesus vs. Jews and Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick rivalries. It’s USA vs. Mexico, bitches. Need a history lesson? Excuse me while I nut in my pants. Why am ...

25 Random Things About Us…

Monday, February 9th, 2009

The Facebook phenomenon know known simply as "25 Things" has blown up and gotten out of control the last few weeks. Though all most of us have abstained from jumping on that bandwagon of "Look at me, I'm special" lameness, we decided it was probably time to give in. So ...

Andruw Jones Will Continue to Flail at Breaking Balls in Texas

Monday, February 9th, 2009

There is perhaps no sport that more often shows us just how quickly an athlete can go from extremely awesome to extremely terrible than baseball. You know, it's not that easy to hit a round ball with a round bat. Combine that with that whole no salary cap thing, and once-bigtime ...

Link Dump!

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Throwing a little love to our good blog-friend, Larry Brown of Larry Brown Sports and his new radio show for Sporting News Radio. Check it out, listen, email, call or participate on the show. Do it, we command you - Sporting News Fucking Padres - Deadspin She promised to put her sweatpants ...

Memo to Paxson: Do Something Worthwhile and Get Amare

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Ever since the Suns (stupidly) went out and got Shaquille O'Neal there's been these rumblings -- sometimes subtle and sometimes not so -- that Amare Stoudemire isn't happy. And who can blame the guy? They were winning boat loads of games under Mike D'Antoni and Stoudemire was one of the most dynamic ...

Michael Phelps and Sumo Wrestlers Have Something in Common

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Not sure if you've heard or not, but some fellow named Michael Phelps, the man of eight gold medals in the most recent Summer Olympics, had his picture taken while smoking pot at a party in South Carolina and the media are making a big deal about it. ...Like he's the ...

Wow, Iowa Must Really Suck

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Since I know you were all glued to the non-stop action that happens only on the Big Ten Network, you obviously know by now that the Indiana Hoosiers are no longer winless in the Big Ten this year. Yes, after the Hoosiers' dramatic 68-60 win over Iowa last night the ...

In Which McD Tries Not To Sound Like A Newcastle United Dilettante But Fails

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

So Phillips and I have told baseball to go fuck itself for the 2009 season, meaning I don't care that pitchers and catchers report in a couple of weeks, or that Manny Ramirez is sitting RIGHT FUCKING THERE for the Padres, but their currently-getting-divorced owner can't spare a dime (or ...

On Big East Hoops: Let’s Not Get Crazy About Marquette Yet

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

I'm betting there's some people around the water cooler (I'm betting because I don't partake in water coolers or those conversations) who fancy themselves college basketball experts and are thinking that, after Connecticut of course, Marquette might be the class of the Big East. They might be right. But jumping to rash conclusions ...