Archive for February, 2009

Bug Selig Would Appreciate Not Being Blamed for Steroid Era

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

So there was that big Alex Rodriguez press conference today, where he revealed more about his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Compelling stuff. There was also this little piece of news: Bud Selig just isn't going to accept the blame for the Steroid Era. And that makes absolutely zero sense. Sure, Bud, blame ...

Worst Video Game Cover Athlete Ever?

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

I've got a shiny penny for anyone who can name the athlete pictured above. Too late, it's none other than Bill Swift. Billy Swift, on the cover of a video game. And not just any game, this was World Series Baseball '95 for Sega Genesis. I played that game constantly. McD ...

Happy President’s Day From Rumors And Rants

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Well, it's President's Day and you know what that means...no really, we're asking, what does it mean? We're clueless. We have a day in this country celebrating the fact that we have presidents. So this is basically federal-pat-yourself-on-the-back-for-being-a-Democracy day? Of course, we're kidding. We know that this is a day set ...

Dick Strikes Back

Friday, February 13th, 2009

We've already told you that Dick Stockton is the bane of Chicago's existence. Multiple times. And we still mean it even after living through Blago. Thursday night, Dick was at it again, behind the microphone for the Bulls' game against the Heat. And once again, it did not work out well ...

Get Your Lane Kiffin Merchandise Here!

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

In the short time that Lane Kiffin has been the head football coach at Tennessee, he's created a wee bit of controversy. In fact, Paul Finebaum has already said the Volunteers should just cut their losses and fire his pompous ass already. What has Kiffin done? Hmmm where to start... Well, he's ...

Mel Kiper to the Chicago Bears: Pretty Much Draft Everything

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I personally prefer Todd McShay to the ultimate blowhard, Mel Kiper Jr., but when the man speaks I still begrudgingly listen while staring at his hair. Kiper recently weighed in on what the Bears need to draft this year and the answer was pretty simple: All of it. Let's let Mel do ...

Maybe This Time It’s Legit: Goodbye, Brett Favre

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

This time, there isn't much to say. If Brett Favre is indeed going to retire, I say only a solemn goodbye. He will one day go the the Hall of Fame as one of the best Green Bay Packers ever... And we Packers fans will remember him fondly, no matter how ...

Time To Put It On Their Chin

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I'm on my way to Columbus for the U.S.-Mexico World Cup Qualifier tonight. Get hyped.

Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

When Scott Skiles decided to hire Kelvin Sampson to be his assistant coach in Milwaukee prior to this season, he probably didn't think it was much of a risk. Sure, Ole Assholeface may have been cast out of the collegiate game for his transgressions at Oklahoma and Indiana, but he ...

Let’s See Where the 2006 NBA Draft Class Stands Now

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

You may have heard that Adam Morrison, once a media darling while dropping jumpers at Gonzaga, will try to resurrect his career in Los Angeles after being traded along with Shannon Brown from Charlotte to the Lakers for Valdimir Radmanovic. Morrison has been more or less a bust since the Bobcats ...