Oh, It’s Already Been Broughten!

January 28, 2009 – 12:48 pm by Matthew Glenesk

What in the name of Kirsten Dunst?

According to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, cheerleading is a “contact sport.” (You don’t know how many times I dreamt that was the case when I was in high school.)

The top Cheeseheads came to this conclusion after a high school cheerleader sued another cheerleader for failing to catch her. The teammate who failed to catch her was a dude, just another reason males should ditch poms.

The chick landed on her head, so basically she’s about as intelligent as she was prior to the accident. I guess we’re going to have to start fitting our cheerleaders with safety equipment. I vote knee pads.
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  1. 4 Responses to “Oh, It’s Already Been Broughten!”

  2. You’re a PIG Baker… and I love it

    By Bakers Papi on Jan 28, 2009

  3. F**K Title 9

    By BakersPapi on Jan 28, 2009

  4. “cheerleading involves a significant amount of physical contact between cheerleaders that at times results in a forceful interaction between the participants.”

    Sounds like what would happen in the locker room on a late-night Cinemax movie…

    By Cousin Charlie on Jan 28, 2009

  5. D-R-O-PP-E-D, I JUMPED HIGH AND HE DROPPED ME, DROPPED ME, PLEASE DON’T DROP ME. WHOO!

    By roundthewaygirl on Jan 29, 2009

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