I’d Just Like To Reiterate…

December 4, 2008 – 3:52 am by Ryan Phillips

That this woman:

Is engaged to this man:

I caught about three minutes of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night, and that’s about all I could stomach. The first time I saw Adriana Lima saunter down the runway I wanted to send my remote careening through the screen of my television. Really? Marko Jaric?┬áReally? I mean I know we’ve all been aware of this for a long time, but I guess it hasn’t sunk in. Really?!?!?

I don’t care what anyone says, the Phillies winning a World Series, the Devil Rays winning the American League, Eli Manning winning a Super Bowl and Michael Phelps’ record gold medal haul all pale in comparison to the real most improbable sports story of the year.

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  1. 8 Responses to “I’d Just Like To Reiterate…”

  2. “Basketball Star”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    By Scott @ WFNY on Dec 4, 2008

  3. And she claims she’s a virgin until she get’s married. So not only does that thing get to marry her, he gets to pop her cherry. Unreal

    By Sanjay on Dec 4, 2008

  4. If his eyes were any closer together, he’d be a cyclops.

    By Syd on Dec 4, 2008

  5. seriously wtf is wrong with his eyes, they are only like a half an eye length apart!

    By yo pappy on Dec 4, 2008

  6. Man… Stop hating on the man for crying outloud… he has one of the most gorgeous women in the world. give him props? can you pull off a model?

    By Man... Stop hating on tha man for crying outloud... he has one of the most gorgeous women in the world. give him props? can you pull off a model? on Dec 5, 2008

  7. if Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric have kids, lets hope they get HER eyes

    By coffee on Feb 27, 2009

  8. the term for his eye are interocular. Anytime to see this, know you’re dealing with a complete idiot. This is how people make insanely hot, stupid daughters.

    By Don Juan on Mar 11, 2009

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