That this woman:
Is engaged to this man:
I caught about three minutes of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night, and that’s about all I could stomach. The first time I saw Adriana Lima saunter down the runway I wanted to send my remote careening through the screen of my television. Really? Marko Jaric? Really? I mean I know we’ve all been aware of this for a long time, but I guess it hasn’t sunk in. Really?!?!?
I don’t care what anyone says, the Phillies winning a World Series, the Devil Rays winning the American League, Eli Manning winning a Super Bowl and Michael Phelps’ record gold medal haul all pale in comparison to the real most improbable sports story of the year.