I Don’t Look Like That, Do I?

December 8, 2008 – 12:16 pm by TheBaker

As I’m sure you are aware, I am Rumors and Rants de facto soccer aficionado. It’s a cross I’ve chosen to bear. TheRiot brings you Notre Dame. Hickey keeps you posted on the Cubs’ historic futility. McD provides the college football analysis. And well, Phillips just posts pictures of hot chicks. And while I post as often as the average American thinks about the beautiful game, it’s time for a yet a little more footie love.

So, in natural lazy fashion, instead of writing some thought-provoking piece, I’m just going to show you pictures of soccer stars and people they look like. Classy, I know. 

Atletico Madrid’s Maxi Rodriguez and Adam Sandler.



Manchester United’s Dimitar Berbatov and Andy Garcia.

Chelsea’s Jose Bosingwa and Frida Kahlo.


Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger and Sam the Eagle.






Newcastle’s Fabricio Coloccini and Nancy Travis.


Manchester United’s Carlos Tevez and Captain Caveman.


Real Madrid’s Pepe and the mean Gremlin.


Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney and Tommy from “Rugrats.”





And an old favorite: Bayern Munich’s Frank Ribery and anything Picasso would have painted.

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  1. 3 Responses to “I Don’t Look Like That, Do I?”

  2. I still don’t get how Ribery has just one big center tooth. How does that happen???

    By Pablo on Dec 8, 2008

  3. Rooney looks more like Shrek..what with the ears that stick straight out and the rather square head.

    By JB on Dec 9, 2008

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