Another Way of Looking At It

December 22, 2008 – 4:20 am by Hickey

In their absurd arrogance, Cowboys fans have long suggested that Texas Stadium was designed with a hole in its roof so “God could watch his favorite team.”

But after the Cowboys became the first team to allow 75-yard runs on back-to-back plays from scrimmage in the final game that will ever be played in that facility — in the fourth quarter no less — it occurred to me that there might be another reason for the hole.

God needed a place to take a dump.

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