This Senator Now Knows the Criminality of Northern Indiana

October 7, 2008 – 3:02 pm by TheRiot

We wonder if U.S. Senator Mel Martinez, R-Fla., will ever make another trip to South Bend to see his nephew punt after this heinous incident. Only time will tell if the wounds will heal.

Last weekend when Martinez drove from Chicago to South Bend to attend the ND-Stanford game and watch his nephew, Eric Maust, punt for the Irish, $180 was stolen out of his wallet after he left it on the seat of his rental car in the driveway of a friend’s house in a nearby town.

Turns out the thief left everything but the cash and tossed the wallet in a neighbor’s yard.

You’d think as an elected official you’d be smart enough to, ya know, take your wallet with you to the game. How else are you gonna enjoy a hot dog or beer? We’d tend to call this a pretty foolish mistake. Seriously, c’mon.

Eh, either way we gotta hand it to the crooks for their know-how. Apparently they target out-of-town vehicles during the games while nobody is paying attention. Verrrry clever.

A year ago when Notre Dame wasn’t winning any games this scheme wouldn’t have been so easy to pull off.

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  1. 2 Responses to “This Senator Now Knows the Criminality of Northern Indiana”

  2. Dear SBPD,

    See what happens when you ignore real crimes in lieu of filming students during tailgates? Jesus, you are God-awful at your job and I hope your incompetence becomes exposed in the most glorious way possible. You will be fired very soon, and everyone will rejoice when that moment comes.

    Sincerely,
    God

    By Irate Irishman on Oct 8, 2008

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