Friday Night Smackdown!

October 3, 2008 – 4:03 am by Ryan Phillips

Those of you who know the site well are aware of my passion for Friday Night Lights. I love the damn show, it’s great, has everything you could possibly want in a television program and even throws in devastatingly hot chicks to boot. The show started again Wednesday, with a launch exclusively on DirecTV. That’s a problem, because I don’t have DirecTV. The episodes will eventually air on NBC sometime in 2009. Given that I can’t actually watch FNL for quite some time, I’ve had to turn my attention to my other ratings-challenged weekly gem, Life.

For those of you who haven’t checked out Life (watch Friday nights at 10 p.m. on NBC, or check out full episodes here) you really need to. You can start watching now and pick up where everything is going pretty easily or start from the beginning by watching all the episodes online. It’s a fantastic show, with excellent writing, great characters and even better acting.

Thanks to the scheduling geniuses at NBC, Life now airs on Friday nights. And when I think Friday nights, I think of FNL. And, of course, Minka Kelly. But luckily, the producers of Life saw fit to provide us with a different Friday Night POA – Detective Dani Reese, better known as the insanely sexy Sarah Shahi.

If you don’t recognize the name, Ms. Shahi was one of Tony’s last flings on The Sopranos – she’s the one he did Peyote with in Vegas. She was also apparently on The L Word, which means she’s down to make out with another chick (also a plus) and most importantly, she’s a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

So I have a huge dilemma. Minka Kelly has been my favorite Friday Night sexpot for a while now, and her character on FNL is also my favorite ex-cheerleader. But now Sarah Shahi has come along and confused the hell out of me. Who should I pick? The young, sexy Minka who I won’t be able see in new episodes until 2009, or the sexy Iranian-Spanish mix that oozes sexuality?

I think we all know what we need to help solve this problem…an alternating picture-off. Help me dear readers, I’m lost on this one. Who is hotter? Who should be my Friday Night girl? The pictures alternate, Minka first, then Sarah. Sort of like a posedown.

OK, so who wins? Anyone want to try answering this one?

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  1. 11 Responses to “Friday Night Smackdown!”

  2. Dude, there’s an easy answer to your problem. Point one, Minka Kelly super hot. Point two, Sarah Shahi super hot. Point three, you are somehow trying to pick between two super hot girls. Only logical conclusion, pick both so they both win, and by them both winning, that makes you the big winner.

    I rest my case.

    By Booter on Oct 3, 2008

  3. No booter, you got it all wrong man. You gotta play hard to get. These chicks love assholes. I say they are both butt ugly.

    Now watch them flock to me.

    By Jersey on Oct 3, 2008

  4. Who wins? We ALL win! If I HAD to pick, I’d go with Sarah, but either is a quality choice.

    By Ron on Oct 3, 2008

  5. I don’t know if I get a vote, being female and all, but Sarah Shahi wins. No contest. Plus, she gets bonus points for co-starring with Damien Lewis.

    By Red on Oct 3, 2008

  6. Minka is one of the hottest women on the planet, from the knees up. There’s a significant cankle problem going on there that we’re not addressing.

    By Mark on Oct 3, 2008

  7. Mark…I’m going to go research this and if I get fired from my job over this. I will blame you and then I’m going to kill you.

    By Carlos on Oct 3, 2008

  8. Mark…Thanks for ruining it…although I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

    By Carlos on Oct 3, 2008

  9. I would be willing to get fired for doing things that are NSFW to both of them. Minka dated that douche bag John Mayer though… Big up Life it is a dope show.

    By Brian on Oct 3, 2008

  10. They all look like jewish princesses. YUK! Also, I think brunettes are plain janes and are closet bitches. Blondes rock my world.

    By bill on Oct 6, 2008

  11. OK guys, here is all I have to say about this

    who gives a damn which one is hotter…seriously

    They are two seriously sexy women, watch them both on friday nights

    they have commercials on TV for one reason only, to check out everything else on…and hence, watch both of these gorgeous ladies

    and if all else fails…tiVo


    By Ward on Oct 6, 2008

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