Unless you’ve been away from the internet for a day or two, you’ve heard how you – yes you! – can actually rent a USC Song Girl or a UCLA cheerleader for um, your party or function or whatever. We’re assuming she won’t just come over and entertain you personally, but hey we can dream right? A Song Girl will cost you $150, while a Bruin Cheerleader will run you $100. The question is, which is more likely to get you your money’s worth?
Now, of course, we’re not advocating any lewd behavior here, so calm down readers. But if you were going to rent one to say, take to your 10-year high school reunion to pretend she’s your “fiancee,” which group would you rather pick from? We’ll take a look at a few of the top offerings from each squad.
First, let’s take a gander at the Song Girls:
And finally, Christine:
So you could have one of those ladies for $150.
Let’s see what the Bruins have to offer:
So after closer examination and after considering the choices, I’m still torn. On the one hand, the Song Girls are College Football royalty, thereby justifying the extra $50 you’d have to spend. On the other hand, the UCLA girls are insanely hot as well, though perhaps not as classy. Nothing against the ladies, but there’s something traditional about the Song Girls. I’m not sure who I’d go with. It’s not like you lose either way. Readers, do you have any picks?
Thanks to BeatSC.com for some of the UCLA girls’ pictures