This is not to be taken lightly. Let us repeat: This is not to be taken lightly. We have a serious criminal situation on our hands in Indianapolis.
According to a report in the Indianapolis Star, two Butler Bulldog mascot costumes have been stolen. The University is offering a $100 reward to anyone who can help track down the stolen costumes. And by God, here is our little way to help.
We must track down those costumes! Get the word out! Set up perimeters! Search homes! Dig up ground! Do whatever you must! These costumes have to be found before basketball season!