An Epically Epic Link Dump!

Spies during the practice rounds? God, I love the Ryder Cup – Globe Golf

A Ryder Cup preview because, well, I love the f*cking Ryder Cup – FanIQ Blog

One of the only good consequences of the impending financial disaster in America – Unprofessional Foul

Thanks for Jason Bay, Canada. It seems Will Leitch is a fellow Jason Bay lover, though for different reasons – WEEI.com

The Trunk Monkey Security System. Because it still cracks me up whenever I see it – YouTube

…and one more time – YouTube

Touchdown Monkey < Rally Monkey no matter what they say – Epic Carnival

I know he’s been in the league a while and has taken some hits, but I can’t believe no one signed Shawn Alexander yet – MLive

Please tell me Rampage vs. Vanderlei is happening – MMA Junkie

Jay Mariotti will not simply switch Chicago papers, and we can all sleep comfortably again. You also have to love it when papers publish their own stories about stuff like this – Chicago Tribune

Bulletin board material heading into The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party Florida vs. Tennessee this weekend. Yes! By far my favorite yearly SEC matchup, even if it’s just further evidence of Phil Fulmer’s incompetence – The World According to MoonDog

The Lakers show they care about their fans thiiiiiiiis much – LA Times

Seven plays dumber than DeSean Jackson on Monday Night Football. Can we all agree he is officially the biggest jackass in the long, storied history of jackassery for screwing up a celebration short of the goal line twice in his life? – InGameNow

Your 2009 San Diego Padres schedule. It’s still too early to say we’re screwed – San Diego Padres

Good story about Jason Giambi that shines a little light on just how truly, truly evil all the guys on the 1998-2001 Yankees were – Newsday

Chris Cooley is sorry – CC47

Invest in Oklahoma Sooners football. God their schedule is easy this season – yoonewverse

Villarreal is called The Yellow Submarine? Good Lord. And Jozy Altidore is good – Dave’s Football Blog

Now that’s how you hit a panicked, scrambling quarterback! – Busted Coverage

I know it’s Yankee Stadium and everything, but it’s 1970′s Yankee Stadium. Not exactly the place where The Babe and Mantle played anymore. It’s mostly just a dump now, but ESPN is giving it a sendoff anyway – Awful Announcing

Not really the intent, but this is one of the better arguments for immediately moving professional baseball out of Tampa Bay – Big League Stew

Good work corporatizing a great story even more, Syracuse – Deadspin

Lane Kiffin is, indeed, still the head coach of the Raiders. Bad times – The Hater Nation