Ana Ivanovic is Out, Now There’s Really No Reason To Watch

August 29, 2008 – 12:30 am by Ryan Phillips

Ana Ivanovic, the hot, young, No. 1 women’s tennis player in the world and this year’s French Open Champion, lost in one of the biggest upsets in tennis history yesterday. The 20-year-old Serbian hottie fell 6-3, 4-6, 6-3 to Julie Coin, the No. 188 ranked player in the world. It is the earliest the top women’s player has lost in the history of the U.S. Open.

Oh Ana, what are you doing to us? Now there’s literally no reason to watch the tournament. We wanted to tune in this weekend to check out what you and your sexy ass were up to, but now we can’t. What are we supposed to do now? Sharapova is out too. Are we supposed to watch for “exciting tennis action?” Yeah, right. Tennis lamer than the Nationwide Tour. The only reason to watch tennis is for the hot chicks running around in tight outfits grunting.

So, if you’re like us and your weekend has been ruined by Ms. Ivanovic’s lackluster performance, just do what McD does when he’s upset. Put on a sad song, pour yourself a glass of Merlot and masturbate furiously to enjoy these pictures of Ms. Ivanovic.

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  1. One Response to “Ana Ivanovic is Out, Now There’s Really No Reason To Watch”

  2. How is this even possible?

    By THN on Aug 29, 2008

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