I’m not going to get into the specifics or anything, but he’s giving me a complex. So far the only thing I’ve really accomplished in life is being college educated. Yep, got the ‘ol diploma from a fine public institution.
Michael Phelps, on the other hand, is just about the same age and is arguably the greatest Olympic athlete of all time after collecting two more gold medals early today (China time). He’s on his way to the most dominating Olympic performance ever.
He’ll never have to work a day in his life.
Oh, and let’s not forget he’s the object of female sexual tension everywhere because he is shirtless at all times. What a (lucky) bastard.