Chicks Must Really Dig Joey Votto Right Now

May 8, 2008 – 12:20 am by TheRiot

Reds first baseman Joey Votto might be the most powerful Canadian ever. Then again, Steve Nash was once connected to Elizabeth Hurley. That’s powerful stuff in my book.

Anyway, yesterday the big fella from Toronto hit three home runs against three different Cubs pitchers. Watch for yourself. It was an impressive display.

Funny thing is, that didn’t even make up half the Reds’ home run total for the game. Cubs starter Jon Lieber gave up four dongs in the second inning before being pulled. I mean how do you not get pulled when you give up homers to Paul Bako and Jerry freakin Hairston? Damn. The Reds finished the game with seven big flies.

The Reds went on and won 9-0 and Cubs Nation sank into despair for yet another day. Luckily, one more day isn’t that bad after 100 years, is it?

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  1. 3 Responses to “Chicks Must Really Dig Joey Votto Right Now”

  2. As I told my friend, the only thing missing was Corey Patterson walking up to the mound and taking a piss on Jon Lieber. What a disaster.

    Also, how many Red Bulls are you drinking daily? I’ve never felt so unproductive in my life.

    By Hick Flick on May 8, 2008

  3. Who needs Red Bull when the sports world is so inspiring? Actually, I just have a lot of time on my hands.

    By The Riot on May 8, 2008

  4. Wow, just a month later and how’s that workin’ out for you, Reds Nation?
    Enjoy Dusty!

    By grapplinjones on Jun 13, 2008

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