Everybody knows by now that Trevor Immelman is our 2008 Masters champ. Congrats, Trev. It wasn’t pretty but you got the job done, and we here at R&R appreciate that. Plus, you have a very attractive wife and a cute kid.
Dammit, why do golfers get all the babes? Is it the money? Country clubs? What is it? I must know. Sorry, that’s not the point here.
The real point is that in golf it is apparently acceptable to weep after crumbling under Sunday, major tournament pressure and brutal course conditions. I always knew this was a weak sport. Just look at Snedeker up there. He’s letting it flow. In most sports you would be mocked. But wait a second, I know what he’s up to.
That crafty country clubber is clearly trying to snag one of those golf hotties like everyone else has. It’s the broken man play, executed to perfection by Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers.
I have a feeling the next time we see Mr. Snedeker, likely winning a tournament (this is a learning experience after all), he’s gonna have someone that looks like this on his shoulder.
Well played, sir. Well played.
Editor’s note: I have no idea if Brandt Snedeker is actually single. Oh well.