Brandt Snedeker: Broken Man

April 14, 2008 – 12:07 am by TheRiot

Everybody knows by now that Trevor Immelman is our 2008 Masters champ. Congrats, Trev. It wasn’t pretty but you got the job done, and we here at R&R appreciate that. Plus, you have a very attractive wife and a cute kid.

Dammit, why do golfers get all the babes? Is it the money? Country clubs? What is it? I must know. Sorry, that’s not the point here.

The real point is that in golf it is apparently acceptable to weep after crumbling under Sunday, major tournament pressure and brutal course conditions. I always knew this was a weak sport. Just look at Snedeker up there. He’s letting it flow. In most sports you would be mocked. But wait a second, I know what he’s up to.

That crafty country clubber is clearly trying to snag one of those golf hotties like everyone else has. It’s the broken man play, executed to perfection by Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers.

I have a feeling the next time we see Mr. Snedeker, likely winning a tournament (this is a learning experience after all), he’s gonna have someone that looks like this on his shoulder.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Editor’s note: I have no idea if Brandt Snedeker is actually single. Oh well.

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  1. 9 Responses to “Brandt Snedeker: Broken Man”

  2. Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

    By brendan on Apr 14, 2008

  3. You arrogant piece of shit…what the hell could you possibly know about devoting entire life to a sport, putting yourself into such a position and then watching it all go down the toilet in he space of 4 hours.

    Have you ever faced anything resembling that? I know everyone is entitled to their opinion but it’s ridiculously obvious that you have never had an experience even mildly resembling Brandt Snedeker’s! Maybe you shouldm listen instead of talking for a change.

    By Anonymous on Apr 15, 2008

  4. dang, thats angry…

    By World of Isaac on Apr 15, 2008

  5. I once gave up a home run to a kid in high school while on the varsity baseball team. He knocked it right off the scoreboard. Then at the end of the year he was playing in the junior varsity conference tournament.

    I knew then my dreams of being the next Jamie Moyer were dashed. I didn’t cry.

    I thought the sarcasm of this post was implied. But for the record, I was being sarcastic. Or tongue-in-cheek. Or satirical. However you want to color it.

    By JB on Apr 15, 2008

  6. There’s two possibilities for who anonymous is:

    1.) It’s Chris Crocker going off on another bizarre rant that leaves people feeling so dirty. (I feel dirty even knowing who that is) or

    2.) Brandt Snedeker himself stopped nursing his wounds with Smirnoff Ice long enough to read this post and drunkenly voice his displeasure. I’m leaning towards this one.

    By brendan on Apr 15, 2008

  7. hahahaha…wow, that completely made my night. brendan, you’re my hero. anonymous, you’re the piece of shit.

    By Britt on Apr 15, 2008

  8. Okay, not too sure what the implicated rants are over here…but the abundance of unadulterated ignorance is positively depressing. Brendan, you’re trying to prove which points? Anonymous is mad for some reason, (possibly the fact that you are a little less informed than an amoeba…and half as funny) and you retort with a slight at Snedeker’s “smirnoff ice” binge…hmm big man with the big points slaves away from behind his screen making the masses realize how stupid you are. JB, well said dude/dudette. Lastly, britt, what part about that made your night; the fact that your self-fulfillment exceeded your need to kick someone when they were down, simply because the author decided that a simple tongue-in-cheek piece would be a good idea…or was it that you were so hungry to shoot someone down you just decided to agree with the first person you found with a negative post?

    By Richard on May 14, 2008

  9. and to the Riot…Brandt isn’t single…here’s his bride to be, a girlfriend from college

    http://www.golfdigest.com/images/magazine/2007/12/maar02_onthetee.jpg

    By Richard on May 14, 2008

  10. You Idiots really think your something writing about peoples lives like your somebody! well i got news for you buddy Brandt Snedeker is an amazing athelete and had a tough loss. you put your life out there and try to do what hes done and still be a decent person then you can talk! but as of now your your no where near what he is and your still and idiot!!!!!

    o and by the way he is engaged to a beautiful smart woman who doesnt need to look like that picture to get a man!!!

    By Anonymous on May 29, 2008

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