Let’s see, we’re a franchise that can barely draw any fans. I think that the best thing we could do to improve our standing is trading our one guy people come to see for… wait for it… Kwame Brown! Oh, and also a couple of first round picks from the Lakers, since they are lousy and we’ll get some really awesome lottery picks.
At least that might be what went through the brain of Memphis GM Chris Wallace. Congrats, Chris. Here’s a picture of the only person I know who’s dumber than you.