In a move we and all fans of HBO’s “Hard Knocks” have anticipated for weeks, Brodie Croyle has been named the starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs game against the Indianapolis Colts this Sunday. For anyone not aware, Croyle really sucks but for some reason the Chiefs see him as the QB of the future. We frankly couldn’t care less about how Croyle and his “Bama bangs” do this weekend. But we’ll be tuning in to watch, mainly to catch a glimpse of Croyle’s wife, Kelli. If whatever station airing the game has any brains at all, they’ll be showing Kelli in the crowd early and often.
Other than Boomer Grigsby, Mrs. Croyle and her ample sweater-meat were the star of “Hard Knocks” this summer. Formerly Kelli Schutz, the young lady met her husband in Mobile in 2006 while Croyle was preparing for the Senior Bowl. The kid acted fast and using his charm, southern drawl and after obviously convincing her he had a future in the NFL, he roped her in. The couple got married on July 14 of this year. No word on whether Kelli’s implants were installed pre or post meeting Brodie.
She was the winner of the 2005 America’s Junior Miss competition, whatever the hell that means. We’re assuming it means she’s hot. She also briefly attended SMU before transferring to a nursing school in Kansas to be close to Brodie. Lame.