Pretty Much The Best Story Ever

February 1, 2007 – 4:14 pm by Ryan Phillips

Yeah so this is pretty much the greatest story ever told. But those punks over at The Big Lead (and by punks we mean fantastic guys who keep us constantly entertained) beat us to it. DAMN!

Just to give you a hint on what those links are all about: think high school cheerleaders, their married coach who likes to sleep with high school students, lots of alcohol, a bunch of National Guardsmen, a seedy motel and an attempted cover-up by the principal. We’re not sure but we think the guy who green-lighted that new Dakota Fanning movie is already scrambling for the rights to this story.
The guys at TBL have it right though, Lyla better not be involved in the “ripped from the headlines” storyline “Friday Night Lights” does about this. The subject of our stalking is far too classy for something like that. Sleeping with her paralyzed boyfriend’s best friend yes, this, no.
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  1. 2 Responses to “Pretty Much The Best Story Ever”

  2. The guy who directed that new Dakota Fanning movie is a woman.

    By otto on Feb 2, 2007

  3. Good call Otto, for some reason I meant green-lighted and typed directed. I actually saw an interview with Ms. Kampmeier the other day and she wasn’t quite as insane as I figured she’d be.

    By Phillips on Feb 2, 2007

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